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Mvh.kallerman
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Vil du slippe for reklamerne - Opret en bruger idag, og bliv en del af fællesskabet. :)

آگهی
Manden kommer hjem og finder hele hjemmet i et frygteligt rod.
Børnene leger i mudder kun iført py.
Skraldespande og tomme dåser flyder på havegangen.
Opvasken flyder. Madrester er stadig på bordet.
Og hundens tørfoder ligger over hele gulvet.
Manden blive urolig og leder efter konen.
Hun ligger og læser i sengen.
Rystet spørger han "Hvad er der sket i dag?"
"Kan du huske, du spurgte, hvad jeg dog brugte min tid på?
I dag har jeg IKKE lavet det!"



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Mvh.kallerman
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Styr på hunden, i bilen!

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Mvh.kallerman
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Funny Quotes!

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
-- Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
-- George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- - Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap.
-- Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
-- W.C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
-- Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older, it will avoid you.
-- Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty , but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
-- Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
-- Billy Crystal

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Vil du slippe for reklamerne - Opret en bruger idag, og bliv en del af fællesskabet. :)

This is way tooooooo funny!!!
Just click on the words 'baby boomers' Have sound on!! hilarious!!!


You need to have your sound on for this.

Baby Boomers
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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